Saturday, July 21, 2007

Harry Potter and the 21st of July




9.30 PM, 20 July 2007, some house in T. Nagar.

"Amma... Don't forget to wake me up at 5.30. We have to be at 'Crossword' by 6.30.", Divya said to her mom as she sipped her glass of milk.

"OK da chellam... I myself will drive you there. Now go to your bed." said Shrimathi and suddenly added, "Divya take your hands off your fore-head. You will end up rubbing your tattoo off." as she saw Divya touching her 'lightning-scar' on her forehead.

Divya took her hands off as if the scar was hurting her as it hurts Harry Potter, and slowly walked towards her bed praying to God that Harry Potter should not die.

6.45 AM, 21 July 2007, 'Crossword', Venkat Narayana Road, T. Nagar.

Shrimathi had never seen her teenager daughter in such an excited mood before. She was literally in tears when Divya's name was called and the owner of the store handed over the book to her in person.

Divya was exhilarated and was in a rush to read the book. She started pushing Shrimathi who was thanking the bookstore people, to leave immediately.

"You can't be so hasty with things Divya", Shrimathi said trying to showcase an angry face but decided against her foolish act.

Divya got into the back seat of the WagonR and even before Shrimathi could get in, Divya had started reading the book. She rushed to the 'Epilogue' and read it at the maximum speed her fingers could take her.

By the time she finished the Epilogue, she was in tears. "Thank you God", she said to herself.

"Amma, Harry potter does not die. He has three kids." she told her mother in an excited tone.

"Oh... thats good. Why don't you read the rest at home after breakfast?” Shrimathi replied with a smile on her face.

"OK ma", said Divya as she hugged the book like a teddy bear.

The cover of the book read 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Braille Edition'


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The only thing that made me write this story was the fact that a book like Harry Potter makes a blind child feel at par with the other children.

The reason being, in fantasy, no one can see or live life the way. One has to use his/her imagination whether he/she has a vision or not.

I appreciate J K Rowling or whoever it is, for their idea to publish HP in Braille.

PS. The dots in the picture actually represent the title of the book written by me in Braille and it was very very difficult to do that for just once.


Sunday, July 8, 2007

777

7 July 2007, Saturday, Some God forsaken factory on the Old Mahabalipuram road, Chennai.

It was 11.00 PM when the final meeting got over. I said to myself "Congratulations buddy! Its the straight 20th day you are gonna reach home after 00.00 hours." Before I could hear it myself fully, some buzzing noise captured my auditory nerve.

It was my phone vibrating its way to the edge of the table, and I caught it exactly half way through its jump.

I was not shocked when it showed twenty-two missed calls and five messages. (No wonder why my phone wanted to commit suicide)

A summary from my mobile:

Missed calls:
Mom - 3,
Manager Srinivasan - 1,
Bums - 18

Messages:

Mom: 8.30 PM - Will you come home for dinner (atleast) today? The stray dog I am feeding every day with your dinner is suffering from obesity.

Manager Srinivasan: 9.00 PM - Hey Krishna, call me asap. very important.

Bums: 9.10 PM - Dei Kichu... why aren't u picking up honey? Its been days since we went out... you have to take me out somewhere tomorrow...I've freed myself for the whole day...call me soon and confirm dear... bubbye

Mom: 10.20 PM - The dog won't eat your food. It seems to be on a diet. The important thing is, don't go to office tomorrow. You have to go to our kula deivam temple at any cost, for the yearly archanai - Ur star birthday - Remember?

Bums: 11.00 PM - Dear Mr. Krishnamurthy, My name is Bhanu alias Bums. We got engaged a week back. Pls refer to the earlier message and the 18 missed calls on your mobile phone. Is this enough to remind you of who I am? :-(

You would have got a rough idea of the rough weather I was going through in my (personal) life.

This is not a lecture on work-life balance. I work late and hard because I like it. I was just not able to sync my life with work. Thats all.

"But I'm surely not gonna work tomorrow.", I said to myself. I picked up my mobile..

Calling....
Manager Srinivasan

The fone rang... He picked up the fone but I heard

"Vaada vaada vangikkada vayila beeda pottukkada.....
Sega fight-a Sivaji right-a...."
(I felt that the lines were telling something to me)

Srini: Hello, Krishna... I'm at Sathyam watching 'Sivaji'...

Me: I can hear that Srini... You had called up for something.

Srini: Yeah yeah... our distillery client has organised for a lunch tomorrow. As I am busy with some personal work, I would want you to go.

Me: (to myself) I'm dead. Bums will kill me; so will mom.
(to Srini) but Srini would it be possible to send some one else... I too have plans for some personal work...

Srini: I don't want to send anyone else Krishna...Its very important. Even the CEO and his family would be there...

Me: (thinking for a moment) OK Srini, I'll make it for sure. But where is the lunch?

Srini: I'm not sure Krishna... I'll sms u asap.

click.

I was screwed. Why the hell did I say a 'yes'? Srini played his cards right. He made me feel I was important to the firm and I fell for it. In fact that was why I had been slogging all the days. But was that worth making your loved ones unhappy? Or could I really not manage things right? The questions were ringing in my head making me feel like a vibrating mobile phone.

After a few 'vibrating' moments I could feel that I was hungry. I looked at my watch. 11.10 PM. 07.07.07. Huh! It was supposed to be the world's luckiest day. Not mine for sure.

My mobile buzzed again. It was Srini's SMS.

Reading the SMS, sent some thoughts running into my mind. I started feeling happy.

I took my mobile jubilantly and typed a new message, "Programme Confirmed" and sent it.
Recepients: Mom, Manager Srinivasan, Bums.

The reason for my happiness was that my kula deivam temple is Thiruvendipuram, Kadalur (near Pondicherry).

And this was Srini's SMS...
Manager Srinivasan: 11.10 PM - The lunch is at 'The Promenade Beach Resort', Pondicherry - 12.00 PM.
ps. You can take 'someone' along if u want ;-)

Triple seven really was a lucky day!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Kaakka Kaakka – The Protection

23.00 Hours, 31 May 2007, Adyar, Chennai.

My name is Anbuselvan – Anbuselvan IPS, Deputy Commissioner of Police, North Chennai. If my name rings a bell, bless your memory. I’m exactly the same Anbuselvan IPS you are thinking about. Ok, let’s not disturb my wife Maya (Yeah…Maya is alive – hale and healthy) and daughter Aradhana who are sleeping, and move out as I speak. I am leaving my house for a typical encounter. If I am right this would be my hundredth encounter in four years. The target for today is yet another goon with some north Chennai locality as his prefix. My team would be waiting at the location.

Oh! I forgot to tell u the location. It’s at the Mount Road, between Tarapore Towers and the Mosque.


23.30 Hours.

Chennai’s busiest road had started losing its life line of traffic. It had just drizzled, making the road look like a motionless river of Mirinda Orange, in the glow of sodium vapor lamps. The brightness in the signboards and hoardings of the city had started losing their lives, in a move to saving electricity and advertisement costs.

Anbuselvan’s team got ready for the attack. Anbuselvan was carrying his Jericho 941 F - 9 mm pistol just for an emergency. He wanted to be part of the action as it was his 100th encounter. It was more than a year since he had fired a shot because his professionally trained team carried out encounters in a slick manner under his supervision. Off late he was turning into just a spectator. He was proud of his team, and sometimes even jealous at the style with which his subordinates handled guns and encounters. He went around the place and briefed the plan once again to Shivakumar IPS - Assistant Commissioner, his immediate subordinate. Everything was set for the usual fireworks to begin…

At 00.15, a white TATA Sumo came into sight speeding towards Mount Road from General Patters Road. The team took positions. As the Sumo crossed the traffic signal, one of the thugs smelled the situation, and alarmed the driver who took a sharp right turn instead of heading straiught. Sensing this sudden reaction, a nervous new recruit in Anbuselvan's team, fired his shot gun at the Sumo, successfully killing the driver with a head shot. Anbuselvan hastily fired two shots from his pistol back to back at the Sumo, before he realized his mistake.

His second bullet went past the Sumo and hit a speeding two wheeler, in front of Wellington Plaza…


23.00 Hours, 31 May 2007, Mount Road, Chennai.

Hi Folks, my name is Badri Narayanan, a 24 year old chartered accountant working for a Global Audit & Consulting firm. I belong to the category who earn a good high-ended six digit salary, who crib about work but do nothing other than work, who demand work-life balance but do nothing about it and finally who keep the client waiting for eternity but never like to be kept waiting by the client. I am currently in the situation as explained in the last phrase of the previous sentence. This finance team of my client has run into an emergency meeting called by the CFO. It seems the CEO has lost his son – a college student in a road accident 10 days back. The meeting is primarily to express the staffs' condolence to the bereaved family of the CEO and also some CSR(Corporate Social Responsibility) stuff. I don’t know what these guys are up to for such a long time in a condolence meeting. Ah! atlast here comes Subbu, the assistant manager-finance… hey what’s he carrying in his hand?


00.00 Hours

After an hour of heated arguments between Badri and Subbu on fringe benefits accounting, both the guys decided to call it a day.

“See you Subbu, thanks for making me see the birth of a new day” Badri said sarcastically.

“Its ok Badri. I love to take your role once a while in making others wait. I hope all your audit queries are clarified." said Subbu. He then added, "Don’t forget that in your anger. It is our company’s gift to every staff and the auditors. Part of our new CSR policy Badri.” pointing at the box he had carried into the room an hour before.

Badri looked at that and said to himself, ’One more form of headache from these guys’. He turned to Subbu and said, “Subbu, Its not for my kinda guys.And I’m not giving my word on those queries. I’ll get back to you on those some time tomorrow. Good Morning!”

“Good Morning Badri”

When Badri packed everything and moved to the lift, he remembered that the lift was switched off. Cursing the building management he walked down all the 80 steps to the basement listening to ‘Ballelaka..’ in his ipod, which was his only company.

As he neared his pulsar, he fixed his earphones in their place. But they wouldn’t stand comfortably thanks to the new ‘headache’. Some how he started his bike and came out of the basement, doing multiple motocross kind of turns to avoid sleeping alcoholics (the other half of the basement was a TASMAC Bar).

Once at the entrance of the building, he got ready for his midnight cruise. He stepped on the 1st gear, and rose off to a shooting start. Second and third gears came at 6500 rpm. He was feeling like a pirate in the open sea of Mount Road. In a few seconds, he was in his 5th gear and his tacho showing 8000 rpm.

As he approached the General patters road signal @ 95 kmph, he saw a white SUMO cut across the road.

Before he could slowdown, he felt something hitting his head as hard as a bullet…

08.00 Hours, 2 June 2007, Royapettah Government Hospital

Badri woke up from his sleep. His awakening brought him unbearable agony. His limbs were completely plastered in paris. He could see his mom sleeping in a chair next to his bed.

His attention towards his agony was diverted by someone talking loudly over a mobile phone.

“Anbuselvan sir, this is Shivakumar. The motorcyclist Badri Narayanan is very much alive. He has just suffered fractures in both his legs. Nothing serious…”

“…”

“Oh! That bullet, no sir it could do no damage to him. Thanks to the helmet he was wearing.”



Badri looked around the room for the helmet. He found it at a corner with a bullet sticking to its right side. He silently thanked God and CSR for saving his life.

As he drifted back to sleep again, the spirit of Sandeep glided out of the helmet, blessing his father for the CSR initiative.

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The story is more of a PSR (Personal Social Responsibility) initiative from me towards the non-helmet wearing folks and the ones who've been praising the CM for his 'Helmet's are a personal preference' statement.

Not all helmets will have spirits of Sandeep to save you from bullets. But I am sure that they will atleast be able to save you from a lifelong Coma or a yearly 'devasam' in your name. 

Does any of you really remember Sandeep?

Read happily. Drive safely ;-)

Sunday, May 20, 2007

A Doctor's Day



6 AM, May 20, 2007. Zeus Hospitals, CHENNAI.

It had started drizzling when Dr. Rajaraman entered his favorite zone in the hospital complex. He felt blissfully pleasant, as a chill wind started blowing along with the drizzle.

He was the only doctor who attended to patients in that part of the hospital. His patients were mostly accident victims or Children-Abandoned old people. None of his patients pay him any fees. And he never seemed to mind that.

“Good Morning Doctor”, Raghavan grunted, as Dr. Rajaraman shut the door behind him.

“Good Morning Mr. Raghavan, how’s ur Diabetes?”

“Its still there… It’s the only thing I’ve successfully passed on to my future generation. But it can inflict no effect on me anymore…“, Raghavan said in a serene mood.

“Anyways, don’t forget that your son is coming here to take u home… And you surely ought to give me a treat for that sir.”

“Sure doc… even the other guys in here are pestering me for a treat. That kid Sandeep over there wants me to get him a large cheese burst pizza and a bottle of Smirnoff. Poor thing”

“Yeah… gotta see him next… See you in the evening Mr. Raghavan.”

Sandeep was examining the clot and the sutures on his forehead and neck, and did not notice Dr. Rajaraman nearing him.

“Hey kid, how’s ur head?”

“Hi doc… yeah… my head… it doesn’t hurt anymore… but looks pretty odd. Aren’t u trained in plastic surgery?” Sandeep asked scornfully.

“None of my patients had ever worried about their looks. May be I’ll have to learn a trick or two from those cosmetologists for kids like u.”

“You surely have to. Hey doc, what happened to my pulsar? It was a brand new bike dude… F*#% that lorry driver… I could have touched a 120kph if it wasn’t for that b*#!@#d. You know my girlfriends in the college just fall for the sight of me zipping past the college with my coolers and waving hairstyle. I got to get back to them ASAP yar. When’s my dad coming to pick me up?” The doctor could feel the restlessness of the teenager.

He walked away smilingly to the next bed. There was Seshagopalan, sleeping soundly. Seshagopalan was a 23 year old chartered accountant, working for a Big 4 Audit Firm. He had just suffered a massive heart attack. Dr. Rajaraman felt bad for the first time. He did not want to wake him up. ‘Let him sleep, he wouldn’t be here if he had slept his share of sleep everyday’, he thought.

He walked across the ward having a small talk with every other of his patients.

When he came out of the ward, it had stopped drizzling. The sun was back to form like an Australian cricketer in a World Cup match.

As he was about to leave the place his mobile phone buzzed. It was Steffi, the hospital receptionist on the other side.

“Good Morning Doctor. I have given a call to Seshagopalan’s father. He’s coming immediately.”

“Good Morning. Good job Steffi. What happened to the others?”

“Mr. Raghavan’s son is coming this evening…One moment doctor…”

She continued after a moment of silence “Doctor, Sandeep’s father has arrived.”

“Yes, his son is ready to go with him.” He said calmly.

He put the mobile phone in his pocket and started walking towards the main block.
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